✦ BROOKLYN BORN ✦ DELI TESTED ✦ COSMIC CERTIFIED ✦ YOWLERS ✦ GROOMERS ✦ MOUSERS ✦ SKY FLOOPERS ✦ BROOKLYN BORN ✦ DELI TESTED ✦ COSMIC CERTIFIED ✦ YOWLERS ✦ GROOMERS ✦ MOUSERS ✦ SKY FLOOPERS ✦ 

Transmission from Brooklyn

Goofus
Malufus

Frankie the Shark and Boots make alley-born frequencies for anyone who has ever stared through a deli window and seen another galaxy staring back.

Cosmic illustrated poster of Boots's enormous galaxy-eyed face and Frankie flying through space TWO CATS / ONE COSMOS

Origin myth № 001

Backyard survivors. Deli butcher mousers. Cosmic forever.

Certified
Brooklyn
Goofballs

Before the stars knew their names, Frankie and Boots worked the back rooms and back yards near the PJs—reading the night, listening through brick, and keeping watch beneath the deli lights.

They survived. They found each other. Now they trade yowls, immaculate grooming, and gravity-defying floops for signals from beyond the bodega awning.

They are Goofus Malufus.

01

Frankie
the Shark

Gray boy. Snaggle-tooth dream pilot. Flies belly-up through the outer boroughs of sleep and lands wherever Boots has already claimed the good spot.

Dream flyerSnaggle toothLow-orbit floop
02

Boots

Lady with the white boots. Cosmic face of the operation. Keeper of the clean paw, the long stare, and the frequency that makes every room become hers.

White bootsGalaxy eyesHead groomer

The four movements

Daily Practice

01

Mouse

Every shadow has a rhythm. Every paper bag knows something.

02

Yowl

Project from the diaphragm. Wake the pipes. Alert the moon.

03

Groom

Restore the signal. Polish the boots. Fix your bandmate’s ear.

04

Floop

Release the bones. Ignore gravity. Enter the dream corridor.

Can you hear them?

Flooping Through the Sky

Two Brooklyn cats, transmitting from the warm edge of the universe. The yowl bends. The deli light flickers. Somewhere, a tiny tooth catches starlight.